Genius Bird
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posted by Bob at Saturday, February 17, 2007
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4 Comments:
I have a African Gray parrot like this and so does a friend of mine.
They are like small children. They demand a lot of attention but they are really worth it. They often out live the people that care for them.
Maybe Helgen could use some help from a Genius Bird.
You know what they say, birds of a feather stick together (Kathy, Lee, Jay and Dave).
It's-----
"Birds of a feather flock together"
Parrot Issues Solved!!
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
Hope you all like a little humor once in a while...
Nancy
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