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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

A Nice Email !

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posted by Bob at Tuesday, March 20, 2007

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was sweet.

Here is some humour-

GIRLS' BIKER BAR

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a
while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is only fair given that you are blind -- that you should know
five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No,
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

7:27 PM  
Blogger Bob said...

Nancy sent me this sometime ago.

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...?

All the girls had ugly gym uniforms?

It took five minutes for the TV warm up?

Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids
got home from school?

Nobody owned a purebred dog?

When a quarter was a decent allowance?

You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny?

Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces?

All your male teachers wore neckties and female
teachers had their hair done every day and wore high heels?

You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and
gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time
And you didn't pay for air And, you got trading
Stamps to boot?

Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or
Towels hidden inside the box?

It was considered a great privilege to be taken
out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents?

They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they
failed. . and they did?

When a 57 Chevy was everyone's dream car...to
cruise, peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races, and
people went steady?

No one ever asked where the car keys were
because they were always in the car,
in the ignition, and the doors were never locked?

Lying on your back in the grass with your friends
and saying things like, "That cloud looks like a?

And playing baseball with no adults to help kids
with the rules of the game?

Stuff from the store came without safety caps and
hermetic seals because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect
stranger?

And with all our progress, don't you just wish,
just once, you could slip back in time and savor the slower
pace, and share it with the children of today?

When being sent to the principal's office was
nothing compared to the fate that awaited the student at
home?

Basically we were in fear for our lives,
but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings,
drugs, gangs, etc.

Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger
threat!
But we survived because their love was greater
than the threat.

Send this on to someone who can still remember
Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys, Laurel and Hardy,
Howdy Dowdy and the Peanut Gallery,
the Lone Ranger, The Shadow Knows,
NellieBell, Roy and Dale, Trigger and Buttermilk.

As well as summers filled with bike rides,
baseball games,
Hula Hoops, bowling and visits to the pool,
and eating Kool-Aid powder with sugar.
Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say,
"Yeah, I remember that"?

I am sharing this with you today
because it ended with a double dog dare to pass it
on.
To remember what a double dog dare is, read on.
And remember that the perfect age is somewhere
between
old enough to know better and too young to care.

How many of these do you remember?
Candy cigarettes
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
inside
Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum
Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard
stoppers
Newsreels before the movie
P.F. Fliers

Telephone numbers with a word prefix...(Raymond
4-601).
Party lines

Peashooters
Howdy Dowdy
45 RPM records
Green Stamps
Hi-Fi's
Metal ice cubes trays with levers
Mimeograph paper
Beanie and Cecil
Roller-skate keys
Cork pop guns
Drive ins
Studebakers

Washtub wringers
The Fuller Brush Man
Reel-To-Reel tape recorders
Tinkertoys
Erector Sets
The Fort Apache Play Set
Lincoln Logs
15 cent McDonald hamburgers

5 cent packs of baseball cards -
with that awful pink slab of bubble gum

Penny candy
35 cent a gallon gasoline
Jiffy Pop popcorn

Do you remember a time when...

Decisions were made by going
"eeny-meeny-miney-moe"?
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do
Over!"?
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the
fastest?
Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an
entire evening?
It wasn't odd to have two or three "Best Friends"?

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite
sex was "cooties"?
Having a weapon in school meant being caught with
a slingshot?
A foot of snow was a dream come true?

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute
commercials for action
figures?
"Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense?
Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down
was cause for
giggles?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for
a team?
War was a card game?
Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike
into a motorcycle?
Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable
aspirin?
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon?


Little different compared to today, and then we wonder why kids are the way they are..look at what the kids today have for surroundings, they don't know any different...

Nancy

7:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only great minds can read this


This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane
mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of
100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht
oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the
frsit and lsat ltteer be in
the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and
you can sitll raed it
whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed ervey
lteter
by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs
forwrad it


FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT.,

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In response to the girls biker bar joke... I also have a baseball bat, but thats because I am not allowed to have a gun...

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:41, if you really think about the way you look at a word and read the word, it is actually only the first and the last letter that are required to be in the correct position to read what another has person has written.

Nancy

9:57 PM  

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