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Saturday, February 10, 2007

I Want A Divorce

This guy must be young and don't know any better.Please click onto the comments for the post.

posted by Bob at Saturday, February 10, 2007

2 Comments:

Blogger Bob said...

> A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles
per
> hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across
at
> her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for
twenty
> years, but I want a divorce."
>
> The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
> increases her speed to 65 mph.
>
> The husband speaks again.. "I don't want you to try and talk me out
of
> it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
friend,
> And she's a far better lover than you are."Again the wife stays
quiet,
>
> But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the
speed
> to 75.
>
> He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
>
> Up to 80.
>
> "I want the car, too," he continues.
>
> 85 mph.
>
> "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
and the
> boat!"
>
> The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This
> makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
>
> The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice "No, I've
got
> everything I need," she says.
>
> "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
>
> Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him
and
> smiles. "The airbag."
>
> Moral of the Story:
> Women are crazy!!!! Don't mess with them!!
>
>

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, here's a brainteaser I found on the internet:

Read this only once, and be honest. This is not a joke, but a true test

Read the following sentence:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.

Now read through the above sentence counting aloud the number of "F"s. Count them only once. DO not go back and count them again! After you've counted, scroll down to see if you counted the correct number of "F"s.

Ok-GO!
































There are six F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four, you are above average. If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody. If you got six, you are a genius. There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"s. The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's.


I'll confess, I only counted three the first time! How many did you count? Post it here...and be honest everyone!

10:25 PM  

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